I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
he was writing an apology letter to his liver in shakespearean english... That much fun...
I'm terrified to sleep next to her. Of course the sex will be fuckng awesome.
Don't judge me. It was less weird than it sounds when we were in the moment and it was his birthday
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in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
I feel like if Miami and New Jersey fucked each other and produced a baby that would summarize the bar I'm in.
By "met a doctor" I really mean "fucked a pre med student"
It was awful. Mid hookup he started reading the titles of the books over my bed, which were about Russian imperial history. He then started asking me questions about the class I was reading the books for. I was like "WE HAVE TIME FOR THAT LATER, PLEASE CONTINUE."
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
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we're going to the olympic park to run the 100m yeaaaahhh
it's 3am. Nothing could possibly go wrong here.
I'm laying here half naked telling him I'm eating gold fish to change the subject of hookin up cuz I don't wanna put pants on
When you licked the fourth stranger's cheek the bar tender pretty much ordered us to get you out.
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
You're so sweet in the most vulgar ways
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