I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
Just tried to use the bottle of Sprite in my car as mouthwash to get the taste of puke out of my mouth- it's half vodka. Puked again. Thanks man.
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
Clearly I understand physics better when I'm on cocaine
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
Two people confessed their love to me last night. Drunk is a good color on me
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
Okay so, sorry but last night we had to put a note on your chest and a key around your neck just so you would make it home.
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
You full on peed your pants then resurrected yourself like Jesus Christ...
Thank god for Taco Bell keeping you out of jail
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