Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
so the plumber came, he found condoms, feathers and glitter in the pipes.
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
So I walk in and he's teaching someone in London via Skype how to roll a blunt. I have new found respect for him.
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
She was wearing some slutty variation of a toga and giving the entire bus a pep talk on why we should black out tonight...I'M IN LOVE AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS IT!
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
I gave myself a charlie horse masturbating this morning. I feel like that really set the tone for the day.
It’s 830 am and the amount of Valentine’s Day snaps I’ve already seen makes me either want to vom, drink a bottle of wine, or buy chocolate
1000% No lie I was just looking on insta and was thinking about taking a bottle of wine to the face..
I hear my roommate snoring and I feel bad for his girlfriend but then I hear them having sex and I guess it all works out in the end.
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