My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
From now on, just let me go home. I'm tired of hooking up with your roommates... Including you.
He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
I'm just gonna plan on never getting a bf. everything I touch turns to gay
well I have to shit but I'm too hungover to push, and I snorted advil so I wouldn't have to swallow it and throw up.. hungover is an understatement.
I say go for the trifecta and maybe you'll get a medal or something. Or a baby. That's like the same thing right?
There would be some who claim I got a little "carried away" or that we "probably don't need that many jello shots". They would be wrong.
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
I just had to kick out lesbian wedding crashers. They literally wanted to punch me. I threatened to call the cops so they went outside and smoked a joint.
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
You cannot tell me you don't have a problem while crying pantsless on a stranger's sofa bed.
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
whenever dudes said you had nice tits you'd scream at them "This double push-up bra is full of deceit and lies!"
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