Cold hands, warm shart.
yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
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yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
I just took my friends on a tour of all the places I've had sex in my house. I dont know if that's more slutty, or the fact that it took 2 hours to complete..
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
Kegstand on crutches, you need to get on my level.
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How many people can say they've shit on the floor of a five star hotel?
Remind me to tell you how I've been deaf since Sunday at 1245
I was so drunk last night I asked a rando at the bar to take a picture with me cause I thought he was in the band
Like how hard is it to come up to me with chocolate and wine and say "hey, you're beautiful. Wanna marathon Doctor Who in sweatpants?" Hell yes!
WOKE UP NEXT TO A PLATE OF MEATBALLS HAPPY MONDAY
I keep having dreams where I tie him up and eat cookies off of him while riding him. Wtf brain.
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