Too late, the blunt's already in my cleavage
You two were too busy to notice that his used condom landed on me when he threw it.. Thanks.
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
She once gave me sex advice over the phone while intoxicated. So no you don't have the cooler therapist.
Just woke up from a weed coma and found a stem in my bra. Rainy day success.
If he thinks that that is an acceptable way to ask me out he is out his goddamn ginger mindddddd.
Maybe it's because I walked straight up to that shelf of vodka with a look of determination that said "I mean business".
I usually have to have a cart! If that doesn't say "I mean business" then I don't know what does
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
Do you know that you can buy Cialis in Mexico? Best. Honeymoon. Ever.
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
Well, I hope you're having fun. I'm just gonna lay here and wait for death - shouldn't be long now.
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
HIDE THE INFLATABLE PENIS
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