I just got stood up by an 18 yr old. fmylife.
Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
I'm at a party with that guy you made out with on new years. He remembers your name!
I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
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even the AIR tastes like tequila.
You found me in the back room alone eating someone else's whole birthday cake with my hands then asked me if you could join.
Im pretty sure at one point a very high you yelled, with actual tears in your eyes, "im not wrestling with you anymore, you dont respect my safe word!!"
I just gagged from thinking about the amount of tequila we will be drinking. DRUNK TUESDAYS
It was over as soon as he asked if he could name my vagina pancake.
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Last night I said "I'm so glad you broke up with your lesbian soccer mom girlfriend" I don't remember how he reacted I just remember trying to pee in the woods
I'm just so full of love and alcohol
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
Eaten today: granola bar, pumpkin donut, and fritos. Oh, college nutrition.
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
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