i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
47 days without vaginal penetration. Im pretty sure it's grown over.
Do you realize that if your cunt was a missing person it would be assumed dead?
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
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say 'i' if you broke up a fight involving your father at TD bank today....
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
Kristy will be communicating through my phone. Due to her current blood alcohol level, the laws of Pennsylvania, Erie county, and common decency have deemed that she is no longer permitted to have her own phone.
If the egyptians can build pryamids men can walk on the moon and ron jeremy can sleep with all those bitches then we can finish these three handles of vodka
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
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Don't wake me up to tell me to cook for you because you don't like taco meat.
I swear to God, if you have sex in my bed one more time you're gonna start paying rent
I'm daydrinking whiskey in a princess hat
I feel like David Hasselhoff when he's drunk eating that cheeseburger and crying. But with cheesecake.
I knocked over his glass and he yelled "Oh no the boxed wine!" and slurped it off the coffee table. Then he showed me how to mix maple syrup, Jameson, and coffee. My family is better than your family.
whoevers yellow car is in your driveway right now... i plan to steal. just an FYI
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