I went from sexy to sloppy in a matter of minutes
Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
2 bagels in my tummy and my herpes on my mind
I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
I still can't believe I found a dildo in my ceiling today.
no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
I'm not upset because i like you. I'm upset because I can't use you for the sex anymore.
WHAT IF you could get pizza delivered to you IN YOUR CAR while driving somewhere. Like moving roadside service.
You're High aren't you?
Sooooo high
She was pouring Goldschlager in my mouth during the shower sex. How can you NOT like her?
I don't want sex or anything I just really need someone to appreciate how shiny my hair is
Very unfortunate to find out the kid who took your virginity has never seen Star Wars🙃
I had a dream that we had an entire sofa made out of cocaine.
My dad is sitting where you rode me
I’ll always remember that day you sent me that random nude on accident lmao changed my life
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