what if I'm pregnant?
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we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
my mom just told me how she used to love having sex while stoned. wtf.
He passed out mid-signature
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Class is significantly more awkward when you know that your teacher knows what you look like with your legs behind your head... Just saying.
I feel the need to point out that one of the items on my to-do list for the day is "don't throw up" I have no concept of normal
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
Watching crazy stupid love and drinking alone isn't what I thought it was gonna be
Its TONS better. Expect a drunk dial at 11:54
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Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
How was my night? He had a picture of his mom on his night stand and he yelled "Papi like" when he came. Fuck tequila.
I was drunk and gave him my dad's phone number instead because somehow I thought that'd be funny. Man did that fucking backfire
I threw up in the bathtub last night like a decent human being.
I never thought I'd end up with a prison pen pal through tinder
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