Every time there's an awkward silence a gay baby is born
I always wonder when I meet a guy from online if he needs a moment to mentally register and accept the size of my ass. maybe ill wear a dress.
woman puking in liquor store parking lot at 9:30 on a tuesday morning = best commute ever.
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
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all you kept saying from the spare room was "can you bring me a puke bowl...and the cat"
I just remembered I gave $20 to a bum last nite. Philanthropy events always make me do stupid shit.
I feel like if you stuck me in a room with all my old toys it'd be the best high ever.
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
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I think if wine wasn't a thing I'd give up on life.
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
I just had the polyamorous Canadian hockey player do the splits while naked in a handstand at my apartment just now. And yes, I know it’s 1:30am on a Thursday.
we're tipping the strippers with chocolate coins.
I was in line at Panera when I got the pic you sent to your coworker. I just showed your vag to a soccer mom. The vibrator was a nice touch.
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