You can tell a man will be prosperous by the power of his farts- A fart that can shake the room is a voice that can change the world.
After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
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Don't EVER smell your tampon
my bedside table was not meant to hold this many beer bottles.
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
We were in the shower and he sat down an wouldn't do anything. I'm so glad he manscapes. It made washing his balls less awkward.
Received a verbal warning at work for "riding in a trash receptacle, violating professionalism & infection control."
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when seducing a hipster, do you think taking a nude pic on a lomo-camera app would increase my chances? grainy off-colored boobs and telling him how much i like reading salinger?
I ran into a hotel and told the doorman he was doing a great job. That was before you cried on my jacket.
the bandages come off on Tuesday. we can try out my new breasts then.
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
Banged former boss. Adulthood achievement unlocked.
I'd have to have a ring. Like I don't want to be called "the ex girlfriend that shit on me"
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