You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
My mouth holds just enough water for my bong
The first clue should've been that he literally had shit in his hair. How does that even happen?
He calls it "his noble steed" and i plan to ride it.
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
I thought it was a drawer and tried to pull it out and it wasnt a drawer it was the police call button. I hate everything.
She followed me back, then proceeded to find my room, get her panda suit on? And then raid my room and pass out on my couch... what the fack do I do now?!?!
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
The good news is I woke up fully clothed, on top of my covers, with a half eaten granola bar. So, breakfast was waiting for me and I’m already dressed and ready to go today.
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
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