You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
I don't think brook has ever known best
You know that hot fire fighter I fucked yesterday? Well him and two other guys are killing the fire on my stove. Awkward.
i wish i could tell you the night didnt begin with me drinking alone
Oh my god it's like Minesweeper. I can tell there's sex in three of the four rooms, but which one is the safe one?
I'm gonna need you to NOT let me play duck duck goose with three racoons in the middle of the street next time.
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
I had to have the guy I went out with last night come pick me up from the hotel the next morning after I ditched him for a firefighter..don't even talk to me about a walk of shame
Denial and avoidance are my survival strategies for 2013.
Denial, avoidance and beer.
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
I gave him blue balls & ate the last slice of pie so the chances of a second date are slim...
Aww well I’m kinda unsober so probably best
Yelled "don't taze me bro" as the police officer tazed me. Cross it off the list.
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