We have a vodka soaked ShamWow with your name on it.
and thats how i got kicked in the balls by micky mouse
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
Yeah, but there's no serving sizes for dick.
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I'm currently bartering with this guy so I can fuck his bi girlfriend. We're at 5 pizzas and he gets to watch us make-out.
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
She's "threw gas on the fire to put it out" drunk. Come retrieve ur gf. Ps she smells like burnt hair
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
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You can't start the super bowl without starting a kitchen fire making cole slaw. Its unamerican.
I don't even want to know
So, sleeping with all of my Vicodin in my bra because I knew she'd be searching my room for drugs tonight. I'LL SHOW HER.
Operation: pick up a lawyer was a resounding success. Commence operation: football mugshot weekend
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
But I made it seem like I wasn't hungover at work, so that's a plus.
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