no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
I literally just saw a campus policeman riding a Segway pull over a moving car. you should just give up.
Married on the beach in PCB while blackout drunk. Bonged beers on the sandbar for a bachelor party. They shotgunned beers at the end of the vows. How is spring break allowed to happen?
i had to write a bad check to buy franzia last weekend. i have my priorities in line.
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
I overcharge people for their weed so you can have yours for free, because I care
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
My sister texted me to say she just found a corn on the cob in her purse from last night. You need to party with us more.
I can't believe this. 100 bucks says my Botox lasts longer than their marriage will.
Our house rule in beer pong, is that if you get the ball in the bitch cup.... you have to snapchat your balls to everyone on your friends list.
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
We just did a u turn on the highway to settle a dispute in a game of slug bug
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