I just woke up and i'm wearing a cape and it says sup slut on my ass
Why do I fail so hard at ironing, when I'm a woman and i should be amazing at it?
because god found you far too good at oral sex and had to make all things even?
She has an incinerator in her basement. Have you ever incinerated used condoms?
Lmao what?
It's a yes or no question.
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
Man, jail baloney is awful.
So I found "Fat chicks in saran wrap" in my search history.
That's all you talk about when you are wasted.
No, man, we stole the housekeeper's key and we're just going room to room raiding mini fridges. Hurry
Logan has the vodka and snickers. We're making a run for it. Room 302
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
i'm sad to say... seems like women around here set up their armageddon booty calls ahead of time. wanna fill all these condoms with tequila and head downtown???
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
Hey can you tell Daniel there's a bottle of Captain Morgan's in the dryer ...
Sorry I think you have the wrong number
Yes it looks like I do
My neighbor came out@4am in a pink nite gown n clotheslined a punk on a mo-ped w/her mop handle, then just walked back in her house like she just checked the mail. MILF 1 PUNK 0
its times like this i wish i didnt have a penis
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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