He said he was from Mississippi and my vagina clamped shut like a frightened oyster
Dear man in the lobby please go play whith yourself elsewhere
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
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This is working out surprisingly well considering it started out with us using a christmas tree as a battering ram
This is part your fault too. Don't tell me your dishes are unbreakable and not expect me to prove you wrong.
i refuse to be around anyone not wearing a sombrero...its cinco de mayo
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
All I know is that I woke up in a soccer players' dorm, and he said that I kept telling him my mouth was a "net for his balls" last night at the bar..
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I am making up for a 7 year dry spell so I get a pass and I don't always care if there is a second date. It is like college but with more money and condoms.
I asked him to make me two boxes of macaroni and cheese. That's like eight servings. How did I think that was an okay amount.
Two questions: is there going to be a bathroom at this party, and can we fuck in it. This will define whether or not I enjoy going to parties with you.
I made you bacon and gave you a blow job. I'd say you had a pretty great day.
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize