She was holding a turtle doing a beer bong out of a flower watering can.
you were sleeping on the floor, then you woke up and told me you were not comfy enough. You took the carpet in the bathroom put it in the bath and you slept there.
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
Okay the common myth about putting tampons in you nostrils for a nose bleed is busted. It just starts coming out through your throat.
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Feel like I died but someone put me In a human microwave and I got back to life.
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
Invited the whole bar back to my place for an after party.....shit got real with everyone seeing dad drink moonshine like a champ.
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
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FOUND: my underwear in the cabinet above the toilet. What the actual fuck.
you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
the police report says i screamed sanctuary from a jungle gym at the playground when they caught up with us, obviously they disregarded international law.
And one groomsman rode a suitcase cart like a skateboard until he crashed and took out a piece of sheet rock. Later he pulled out his nuts.
Yesterday I went home with one shoe, today I go home with three. Fucking win.
Sarah just give sum homeless dude a lap dance, took like 2$ worth of change from his cup and was all like, "Biiitch, this aint free"..
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