i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
I left myself a trail of jello shots, that ended at his door. OR maybe he left me a trail of jello shots at his door. DO I GO IN!?
I got up before the sun today. That makes me sun for the day.
When did you start smoking in order to be high by 4:30?
BRING ME THE PLAN B. ILL GIVE YOU A FREE WATER BOTTLE AND A BUMPER STICKER AND SOME BACON BITS
I'm a gymnast. they should know better than to let me get dunk near anything i can flip on
There two guys dressed as FEMA workers with jump-suits that say "Post-Disaster Breast Examination Division"
When he texted me, I got a little wet. Until he asked me to get Jimmy Johns before I got to his house.
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
Stop studying come to the bar get drunk and help me figure out how to get home pretend there are commas in there someplace
party tonight. bring as many traffic cones as you can find. we need to section off the blackout drunks way better this time
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
he asked if he should bring the trash can into the room.. apparently i shoved my finger all over his face and said.. shhhh dont talk... just take your pants off.
you know it was a good night when you wake up with a medal around your neck
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