Moving to Utah. Got sick of alcohol and have a severe wife shortage.
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
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Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
This just became a night full of adventures...and by adventures I mean hitting people with my car
Wow. This hand sanitizer smells awesome. It's like I just gave a handjob to a fruit basket.
I heard an explosion in the backyard. You told me you were playing "will it burn".
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He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
Can we discuss your tits for a sec? That melon patch sprung up over night
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He came to my Harry Potter marathon wearing a Hogwarts uniform. Of course I fucked him.
FYI, his "son" is a Chihuahua.
So the door man at the local dispensary started giving me motivational talks about my beard...
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