i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
This morning my doorman told me it was an accomplishment for me to be standing and conscious after last night.
Need toilet paper. Napkins suck. Slowly running out of those two and the bleeding hasn't stopped. Your cat is next
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
did you see me getting spanked by that lady cop who was a guy?
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
Laziness has hit a new level. I'm out of clean sexy underwear and meeting a boy tonight so I'm having a thong delivered via post mates.
I just want an early 40-something dude who is vaguely unencumbered, professionally driven and wants to put me in a ball gag.
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
Ever had one of those went so hard last night you woke up at the foot of the bed naked wondering where your phone ended up?
I s2g I’m about to get ghosted by a 34 yr old and my Oedipus complex cannot take it
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
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