READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
He can't get past my hymen. At least that's what he said it feels like.
I believe that I finger-banged my way to the top of the corporate ladder.
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
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We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
Well, that's a 3 inch weight lifted off of my vagina
His little brother just walked in, asked me if I'd blown his brother yet and then announced that he and his friends were going to play outside so we could play too.
I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
And then after we fucked he wouldn't stop calling me "champ". It was like I had sex with an extremely attractive soccer coach
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I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
Also I think I drunkenly signed up to be an uber driver or something because they keep emailing me to fill out a background check
I offered the opportunity to grope my boobs for pints. Two girls took me up.
That awkward moment when you hear your boss yelling during sex while you're on her couch eating Easy Mac.
Don't mind me, I'm just walking 2 miles across campus with no jacket, covered in highlighter, and carrying a hair extension. Gotta love miami!
Weight watchers just said "you've tracked beer three times recently, want to make it one of your favorites?" I'm begining to understand why I needed to go in the first place.
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