All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
Happy hour is for amateurs. Been drunk since 1230. Fell asleep in a disney viewing of UP. Went to the roosevelt and drank more. Now im stumbling around the grove.
Just saw cops pull over the ice cream truck. What a dick
I just had the fat girl at the party come tell me I look sad and offer me a beer. I'm out.
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I'm drinking vodka out of a coffee pot. and i'm not even mad about it
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
all i remember was you yelling "look at my little feet" at everyone on the way home from the bar.
we traced the origins of this shit fest of a relationship back to a single instance of road head. then we did a reinacment
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I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
I'm so jealous of your sex life. You know it's awesome when thinking about the sex you had last night brings you tears of joy.
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
Vodka Red Bull is like your spinach if you were Popeye
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