brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
Vomit. Vomit. Whatever. You wear a tiara in public.
I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
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I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
Had a student tell me he misses the old Four Loko. He's in 7th grade. No one is allowed to claim I started drinking too young ever again.
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
I look like shit btw. Like the joker from Batman.
I'm not sure how that's possible unless you put on face paint. Which I would respect.
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
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Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
Drunk you decided to patrol campus as the Arrow and tell random bystanders "YOU HAVE FAILED THIS CAMPUS." Campus P.D. did not join your crusade.
That explains the nerd bow & arrow...
I love waking up to reeses ice cream. But I DONT love waking up to it all over my cat. I blame you.
I'm too depressed to drink my wine. That is what I would call a serious problem
The neighbors ahemed the WHOLE time. Their kids are the ones that scream loud enough for me to remember my birth control. It's payback!
oh and i figured out why we kept smelling vomit. ive got vomit on my socks. putting the heater on my feet was not the best of ideas.
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