so explain again why im purple
no
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
somehow we got the entire party to start singing "ill make a man out of you" from mulan. needless to say, that kid had the best keg stand i'd ever seen.
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
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I get credit on the assist, you can thank me by taking a pic of her ass under the covers and sending it to me. It would make my YEAR
Wat the fuck dude ketchup in my bong???
I forgot how easy it is to have sex in public when you're wearing a dress. Thank you global warming.
I stole a tiki torch last night and just returned it. Things have been better.
I ate mushroom chocolates & went to the botanical gardens for Christmas. HAPPY FUCKING HOLIDAYS
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I'm hoping the sedatives kick in before I drunkenly decide to eat this whole cheesecake.
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
Who wakes up at 9 and says "let me send a pic of my dick to my ex gf"
I can't believe just smoked out of a pear
I can't believe you had a pear already made to smoke out of, that was impressive
That was the first time ive ever slept with a girl with a q in her name
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
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