The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
why did u let me go home with him last night?
u were determined it was a good idea
I actually just cleaned easy glide lube off my desk. My life has gone way down hill since I met you.
wow, i just saw a girl period all over the floor. get my shoes
Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
I spent most of the night convinced it was my birthday. But I was probably wrong, it can't be January, can it? I'm 90% sure its not. But maybe. The days have got shorter. Is this what unemployment feels like to everyone?
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
I'm gonna win the lottery and buy chinchillas and tattoos for everyone
The toilet wouldn't flush at the club so I literally just shat in the garbage.
Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
btw...it's noon and i'm sitting here drinking wine and eating pixie stix. I really need to find something to do...
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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