so high driving around just saw a woman in a pink shirt chillin riding a horse
so high at work that a 35 year old with his kids handed me visine and winked at me. you win with the horse though
i feel like im doing the pre-walk of shame..like every car that drives by is like, ooooo look at that girl, in that itty bitty dress, yep shes about to get her skank on tonight...
Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
neither the pictures you took nor my hangover explain why there are skittles in my shoe
A relator touring our house this week saw the picture in our bathroom of steven passed out, yellow faced, with BALLS on his forehead, and had to ask "if that kid was alive or dead".
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
There's a good chance a guy sucked off my right earring last night
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
YOUR BALLS CAME OUT. DONT CALL ME A SHITSHOW.
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
My gynecologist just said "don't worry, this won't be as hard as…well…" A FUCKING SEX JOKE NO
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
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