I'm sorry I'm just not ready to become vampire yet
Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
I'm eating my dinosaur chicken nuggets in the order they would die in the food chain.
Been at work for four hours and just discovered the chairs in my office double as a napping surface. Most productive thing I've done all day
He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
She was covered in mud grabbed my crotch and said see that handprint that means I called dibs
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
She slapped me in the face with a McDouble. Just threw it right at my face while I was driving... That is why we can't bring her out in public.
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
Allow me to explain. Triple D is a surprise. It's like if you're expecting to fight one person, then you get ambushed by more. Except it's a good ambush, because it's boobs, not death.
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
You were yelling at them from the passenger seat saying you wanted your chicken for free because they couldn't prove it was from kentucky
I’m going to lick a fucking door knob when this shit is all over
Probably Waffle House
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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