He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
You were rubbing sand all over yourself and everyone else and claiming you were "EXFOLIATING."
I'm having a staring contest with a raccoon.
Where the hell are you
He's winning.
You are such a cockblock sometimes
You NEED a cockblock sometimes
Ima go for a jog. and I'm going to jog until I throw up a lung. then I'll crawl home.
bad night - i tried for naughty librarian but could only manage to pull off pissed off barrista.
Sexual Frustration City, population: Me.
I just tried to give a picture of a dude a blowjob. through my computer screen. I was leaning forward with my mouth open and everything so WALK AWAY
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
You don't know reunion panic until you've exfoliated your butt cheeks.
You ask too many questions when I'm blowing you. You're like a dentist asking how my day has been during a cleaning.
Accomplishment of the day: changing my tampon at 38,000 ft with turbulence. Fasten seatbelt sign was definitely on.
I left at 4:30 in the morning and I told him it was because I had to take my contacts out
drunk snapchatting is the worst, because i woke up with great pictures of my tits saved to my memories and no idea who i sent them to
He just peed in the cab. I repeat..IN.
"hahahaha" is not a sufficient reply when I tell you my mother laughed at a joke about me giving blowjobs.
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