you lied vaginas dont taste like gold fish!
noo i said youre golden if her vagina tastes like fish!
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
REAL PEOPLE DRINK 3 BEERS ALONE WILL WATCHING THE LIFETIME MOVIE ABOUT PRINCE WILLIAM AND KATE MIDDLETON
Dude it was a mini horse. It obviously only eats mini things.
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
I hate cuddling. I also hate when people breathe. Which he did, a lot. So he can go to hell.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
Not sure how a movie about Jesus has managed to make me feel insecure about my boobs but it has.
Watched an eagle swoop down and eat a rabbit on my walk back from your place, literally too high to handle this right now
Dad got stoned the other day and bought us potty training seats for when we have children
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
My desire to pee is a lot higher than my need to be buzzed right now.
I am that special "drink water and be grateful I'm alive" kind of hungover
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