Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
literally followed a trail of condoms to the bus stop this morning. Ahh modern-day bread crumbs
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
The last thing I remember is funneling tequila out of a pink noodle.
Yeah, but there's no serving sizes for dick.
We found Mulan.
I thought you were in bed what the hell
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... So sensitive...
He was an asshole the entire night and then tried to touch my dick in a Michaels craft store.
Sooooo, no second date?
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
Just got thrown out of the club for making condom water balloons. I'm not ashamed.
Met a beautiful Irishman two nights in a row. I may never come back.
They left me at home... I'm a liability
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