My feet smell like cheese. Makes me hungry.
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
What do I have to do to get you laid? I talked to that girl with the ugly dog for 45 minutes trying to get you in, and all you said was "Steven Spielberg is my favorite director."
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It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
My cock is literally on the edge of falling off. Fuck Vegas.
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
Super awkward when the coworker you made out with in exchange for molly last weekend keeps coming over to your cube and trying to talk to you
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Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
He just stopped me mid blow job so he could text his wife asking for TacoBell.
I found a Trump-humping republican virgin born on the goddamn Fourth of July. I NEED to hate-fuck him.
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
It's starting to get sad how I have this 'new beginning' feeling after every negative pregnancy test
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