So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
I'm not being over dramatic, but I think my heart is going to stop beating.
she was puking red wine out the car window, telling me about how shes joining weight watchers tomorrow, not okay.
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Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
did we decide the 'sorry about the threesome' cake was too flippant?
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
I can't remember where my feet are. All I can see are colors, and all I can feel is terror. The lollipop was a bad idea.
it's like I can see my whorish nature reflected back at me in his wedding ring.
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No night ever ends well that starts with "you know what this needs? More tequila".
He let me finish eating my sandwich while I sat his face. I think I'm in love with this little eager beaver.
I downloaded the presidential playlists for offline listening. And Obama made a night one so we have presidential approved fuck jamzzzzz. Thanks Obama!
What a better way to celebrate that I'm single by becoming a stripper and making $1000 in one night
I think we might need a safe word for this...
I'm eating Arby's in the bathtub because I'm an adult and I do what I want
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