There is now a Twilight themed dildo. What do YOU want for christmas??
You were so trashed that when you dropped your fruit rollup on the floor, you just sat next to it and cried.
I spent all day at the mall with her, then she made me actually watch a walk to remember then decided to tell me she was on her period. This one is either really crafty or I am really desperate.
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
I made him ride the giant pony statue in my friends little sisters room before i let him get in the bed.
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
Well this lady at the bar told me I was a natural on the tambourine and that it was my God given talent. and then she gave me a tambourine.
I complimented him on his choice of carpeting while he was humping me.
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
I had another sex dream about you but it was very dissatisfying. As you finished you starting singing the star spangled banner. then you left. I was not amused.
She tackled him mid-puke while the other two were cutting up a $60 dildo with a kitchen knife and putting the pieces in a Corona bottle.
We poured all the Fireball on the Slip and Slide and long story short I have two black eyes.
So I just went to clothing optional bar
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
She made me pour olive oil on her.
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