yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
Drunk Tina signed up to be part of the crew team and got a text from the captain telling her there's practice tomorrow. Wtf
I think her version of saying goodnight was being flung over a guys shoulder as he said, "Bitch. You don't need no shoes."
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
You kept challenging people to a cartwheel contest...when someone finally agreed, you cartwheeled into some chicks face, then tried to propose to her as an apology. Fyi, she said no
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
At what point do you think my baptist preacher of a father will clue in that my brother "bringing a foreign exchange student" for thanksgiving means "bringing his european boyfriend and they'll probably fuck every night" for thanksgiving?
I think the worst part about being a real adult is 1)having a high stress job that makes me want to get stoned 2)paying for reefer using my own money 3)realizing my boyfriends children probably have more weed connections than I do anymore
Sorry for pissing on y'all's floor last night
I'm bonding with your girlfriend. I like her. We're plotting your demise.
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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