she cant drink. allergic to alcohol.
ewwww. she might as well have a dick.
worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
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We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
He's a little cute, in a dorky, I-know-for-a-fact-his-cock-is-huge kind of way
The boys wrestled in the living room for the last condom while the girls chanted, "THE LAST MELON."
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
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I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
I tried to flirt with him by saying "catholics are cool" and he handed me a cup of water so i called him jesus and thanked him for the wine
I get stoned and write a 15 page history report in two hours. She gets stoned and cries because she "doesn't know which shade of pink is the real one".
I'm not dealing with this wiskey dick shit, 2016 is the year of hard dicks
I threw up in my brother's Easter basket
Trying to figure out these fractions. I bought 5 fifths of gin last week. Does that mean I have one whole gin? 5/5 = 1, right? You're having to homeschool your kids right now--so ask them.
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