Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
we have to go try and show our tits so we can get ID-free drinks at applebees
It feels like I shit a light bulb that shattered on the way out.
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Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
Stripper pole. Sore legs. More vaca money.
Have you ever chugged beers in the hospital parking garage with your mom?
Thanks for letting me use your ID, there's $120 along with your ID in the mail to cover the Urinating in public fine I got last night....sorry
I like making it seem like it's at least a little bit difficult to hook up with me
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it's finals week and we've been blasting country porch drinkin since 10AM. there's been like 4 tweets about hearin us on the other side of campus
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
I feel like my body was put in a dryer with rocks set on permanent press.
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
fuck school, let's just become the worst strippers ever
Interesting fact: if you wanted to rename a guy Jeff, just tell him you only fuck Jeffs. Magically whatever name he was using is actually his middle name cause he doesn't like going by Jeff.
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