Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
we got plastered, then made lists of anything thats ever been in our vaginas
I know. Brad is upset because he was lower on the list than "that carrot stick"
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Let's just say, at one point i got woken up at 4am by a naked guy who was offering me steak, in a cup.
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
I just want you to know that I hid the weed. Once you find another job, I'll tell you where it is. Happy Hunting, bro.
I wore a firefighters hat and drank beer all night. They had to drive me home after breaking the beer pong table, they told me I was welcome back tonight though...
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
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Yeah I'm at work. Nothing like the threat of blowing chunks on passing cars to make you feel alive.
I find it weird that you'll let me in your vagina, but not your house
So help me God.... if he sends me a dick pic.... I will make it so he has to eat food through a tube in his nose and poop into a bag by his belly button
I tied him up for his boyfriend so he could get fisted... I'm the best roommate ever.
Wow. That's certainly more than I've ever done for a roommate.
i could only love him more if he was covered in glitter.
I’m home.
I’m aware. I just dropped you off.
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