Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
If you weren't supposed to have sex with your ex then they wouldn't rhyme.
sorry i was making out with matt didn't mean for it to sound like that. there was no tone
there should be a new saying, don't text and tongue
Do you think she's aware of my deep hatred or should I set her hair on fire in her sleep?
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We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
Apparently I blacked out and pissed all over the sliding glass door from the inside, as everyone watched from the outside helplessly....
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
Do you think they make a "sorry in my drunken debauchery I dropped a pumpkin off the balcony and you happened to be standing right there/get well soon" card?
You could become Eskimo brothers with my dad. How can you pass that up? You pussy.
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You lifted he top layer off his birthday cake and made it say 'eat me' in the cookie monster voice so yeah he knew.
We were in the middle of a serious discussion about social justice and he pulled sequins out of his teeth and kept talking like nothing had happened.
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
Danny put 5 hr energy in the jungle juice (that brilliant bastard) and I almost showed my penis to Alex. It was a rough night.
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
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