is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
my mom found me this morning spread out like jesus sleeping on the living room floor. i had a piece of bread over my eyes to block the light out
Apparently he ran around last night saying he was 'the hulk hogan of muff diving'
Apparently I promised a worker at La Siesta free English lessons to make up for vomming all over the little Mariachi band.
once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
The lifeguard told us we had to move Mike before the tide came in when he passed out.
This morning I learned I traded my sunglasses for a Big Lebowski sticker at the football game.
she made a facebook for her toddler.. his likes include lil wayne and ice luge. He has more friends than i do. I mean, Seriously? there's not enough booze in the world to make thanksgiveing bearable
the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
The important thing is not that we avoid making mistakes, but that we avoid learning from them.
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
I often worry that if I get famous, people from my past will recognize me and start talking to the media
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