You found Muppets From Space a little too intense, so you just sorta sat on the ground and stared at the wall plug for an hour and a half.
nothing says 4th of july like teaching grandma how to work a keg
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
you take my contact solution?
drank it last night then filled it with brandy for the plane ride.
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
We should probably feel disgusted that we took turns eating and drunkenly passing around a burrito the size of a small dog but i’m ok with it.
Today, I lack passion for anything but Taco Tuesday.
I volunteer to be the person who breaks into the room and runs around naked and has to be escorted out by police.
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
Live it up bro, they're always so surprised to find out you use magnums, being such a tiny man and all. It's a good thing.
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
And now Google thinks I have a hard hat fetish...maybe I do...
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