dude...i just woke up in ****'s bed!
doesn't he have a girlfriend???
yeah...who do you think woke us up...
my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
She made me add her as a friend on fb before she got into my bed... I sense a stalker
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
you told his mom that the only thing he wants for christmas is his dick in your mouth
he kept doing his monologue, "if a vagina could talk."
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
You came back with four clearly unattractive women and wanted to throw a dance party in my room.
My vibrator challenges you to a duel.
I need to cry about outer space to someone. Can I call you?
You started throwing frozen shot glasses at people and you kept saying "it's fine, they melt."
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
you left the hospital looking like the grudge, your mom and I were pushing you in a wheel chair and you yelled peace out fuckers.
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
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