My dad just yelled at me for going to youth group with out telling him. Apparently going out to fuck a girl without telling him gets me a high 5, going to youth group gets me grounded.
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
Blonde 1 is sitting on the floor crying and blonde 2 is asleep with her face in the toilet. This isn't what I had in mind when they asked me back
Living room yoga. I'm too hungover to deal with anyone else's chi today.
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I feel the need to send all my exes pictures of penises larger than theirs. Because they all must suffer.
I'm laying in bed with a case of beer,.. That's how this break up is going..
oh god my hair smells like rotten vegetables, sweat, and tequila. I wanna party with your neighbors every night.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
He said it was fake. Like really? Hey baby, I wanna sleep with you, so here's a picture of a fake tiny dick
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I'd be 10x more excited if going out didn't require pants or the general giving of fucks
My stuff that was at your place last night smells like doughnuts. I'm not even mad.
purchased gas station taquitos and condoms at 4 this morning. It has been magical..
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
Is it weird that I'm smoking a cig on my back patio in a sports bra and underwear?
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
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