Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
I wish they had a home preganacy test, but for STDs
You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
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I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
It felt like he was juggling my kidneys with the head of his penis... If you could even call it that, it was more like a lochness monster. Huge and mythical.
fat chick, vomit on the dog, and three unidentifiable pills in my ear. all in the same ear. what the hell happened after the guests showed up?
I was 100% done.. I used my vibrator while eating cold pizza. Shit was magical.
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You were talking to yourself and eating cold cuts in the kitchen when I found you
DO I FUCKING *LOOK* LIKE SOMEONE WHO HAS THEIR ACT TOGETHER!?!? THE ANSWER IS "NO"!
Just asphyxiate me and toss my corpse in the Ocean. It'll be easier than whatever the next four or eight years will bring.
It was a "have 911 on speed dial" kinda night
Apparently i'm now known as the kid who was double fisting tequila and pedialyte.
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
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