he just told me about his fetish for rubbing grape jelly on his penis.
oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
I think the fact that my first kiss is now in a porno says a lot about why my life is the way it is
I remembered to bring wine in a nalgene bottle, but I forgot sunscreen and water. I'm starting to question my life decisions.
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
It was either the harsh truths I was divulging or the liquor..... But either way, I made mom puke
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
Its not even real halloween yet. This extremely toxic yet briliant costume is going to kill me
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
we had to invent a new word for how drunk I was last night
Tomorrow's lesson plan is going to be on hangovers and why drinking during the week is never a good idea. I hope my boss approves.
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