quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
Im starting to realize why people dont masturbate while driving
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
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Its midnight, he's burning water on the stove and keeps yelling at me and telling me not to burn myself.
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
Yeah. she rolled up to the party on a unicycle then peed in the bushes. TA of the year.
You were so drunk, you called my cruise control, the "auto pilot" and asked my car politely to take us to Taco Bell.
After my date left I rallied and took the Asian girl home. Flexibility my friend.
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Bring me the dick of your room mate Alex and I will reward you in in skittles.
Using a miniature baseball bat to kill a mosquito in the house may not have been the most efficient or safest way, but that thing is fucking dead. However, so are three wine glasses, a lamp, and my baseball bat privileges. Worth it.
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
My boss want to throw me an everclear birthday.
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
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