Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
Listening to Joy Division and applying for Walmart. You get to choose which one is more depressing.
you wanted the guy to gift wrap the condoms
i'm using salt from the free peanuts to stop the bleeding.
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
at least i was responsible enough to take off my shoe and throw up in it
ugh i can't even wear this perfume anymore. it just brings back blurry memories of blowjobs and regret.
I think my hand is broken. But his nose definitely is
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
Knowing that porn stars want to fall in love is the weirdest thing I've found to be beautiful recently. I'm so lonely.
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
Little girl was fucking around on the train and completely ran her head into a pole. Totally burst out laughing as she cried. Her mom was not amused. I don't think I should be a Mom. EVER.
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