Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
Spotted: jayne dropping her cigarettes in a puddle...then picking them back up and putting them in her pocket. If i ever get that desperate, stop talking to me
It's just like soggy cereal, but cancerous
Tonight, I'm planning on being a bigger trainwreck than Britney Spears circa 2007.
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Eating a girl out that was just in the ocean does not make her taste like saltwater taffy
Oh please tell me that I'm sleeping in your shower and not the neighbor's again
I want him to come over and snuggle with me but put a bag over his head. Is that rude?
It's not rude if you use a pillowcase that's softer.
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
he gifted me a vibrator as he was breaking up with me. you tell me how my night went
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I think I'll handle my grief by throwing myself headlong into lesbianism. Seems like a fitting tribute to you.
So far in 2016 I told someone id give them a blowjob for lasagna.
Your skill with memes is vaguely frightening
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
I had a dream I hooked up with Post Malone. I can still smell the dream
How did the test come back?
I've never been so happy to have a yeast infection. And i got a free pack of birth control
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