Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
you're like the Neil Armstrong of terrible hookups, you are a pioneer
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
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The KFC double down is way too much for a drunk. He was just staring at it in awe.
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
She was wasted talking to my dad about the hunger games than she passed out in the shower and flooded the hotel room...
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The most humiliating part was that I farted while he was tasing me.
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
He bought me pizza and bourbon and played scrabble with me. So naturally I slept with him.
Not sure she's stomping around my apartment muttering incoherently about wanting to speak to the colonel
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