is it considered a "problem" when you find a pickle slice in your bed in the morning or is it like a "super-awesome bonus"?
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
i just heard Winston Churchill in auto-tune. thank you nerds.
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
i don't know how the hand towel got involved, but i peed all over it
just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
let's just say I never want to get pulled over and have to explain to the cop why I'm wearing a false beard again.
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
i feel we're the only people who'd use nyquil sexually
I believe I can fly has to be one of the most inspirational songs of our time. Seriously R. Kelly nailed it
Then he went and peed on those teenagers.
The awkward moment when a lady ask you what kind of lipliner you're using, but really I have just finished eating hot cheetos.
I'm not a morning person, and, trust me, no matter how good your cock may be, it will not turn me into one.
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
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