To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
They should make Jack Daniels chap stick
in retrospect, i probably shouldn't have referred to his dick as "travel size"
He told me he was 'pondering the natural wonder that is my ass'
Like, dude. I'm already fucking you, you don't need to wax poetic.
Isn't he wasted enough that he might actually mean it and not just be trying to get you to fuck him without a condom?
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
I sent my roommate a text from MY phone that said, "I don't know where my phone is." Must've been a good night.
I am at 99 matches in less than 24 hours, I need a tinder rehab program
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
I went to the nurse and she literally told me I was too sexually active and wrote me a prescription for 7 days of pelvic rest...... Hahahhahaha
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
send nudes
from the living room?
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