Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
Well the weddings in 4 days so I already got the eightball lined up and the wii fit all warmed up. Still wanna bet I wont lose 20 pounds by the wedding?
My ex best friend's ex fuck buddy is visiting. There was no other option but day drinking.
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
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Im the macgyver of cooling down beers. The toilet tank was blocked so I couldn't use it.....
I wore sweatpants. When I show up to a booty call in sweatpants there's your warning
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
It all started because he put my damn phone in his pants. By his crotch nonetheless.
all i've had to eat today is leftover bday cake and a shot of tequila.
welcome to college.
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currently googling "apology gifts for when you poop on their floor"
On a scale from 1 to banned, how offensive do you think it would be to wish my vibrator happy Valentine's Day on various social media outlets?
I don't think you understand...I'm really good at getting drunk
Found this cake smashed up inside a box on the sidewalk. Im saying yes to adventure and eating some.
Taking a nap. Sidewalk cake kicked my ass. It had boston creme filling!
Hey bro are you still alive??? I'm sure you are wondering how you ended up laying on the floor at the foot of your bed and why there is a wheelchair by your door....
grapes are the best munchies food ever cuz like the juice explodes in my mouth and my mouth gets all relieved of dryness. and the skin of the grape is like the food. and theres so many grapes!
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