Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
is there a legit reason for the weird voicemail I got at 2:14am?all I could make out was 'help me' 'two hours' and 'toilet butt'. wtf did u drink.
she wrote "need hug!" on a sticky note, put it on her back, and passed out on his bed. they're trying to figure out how she got into his room...
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
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You came back with four clearly unattractive women and wanted to throw a dance party in my room.
There are taser marks on me. Your face flashed before my eyes when i woke up and saw them.
while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
Did I crawl through the hotel lobby all the way to our room?
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
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I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
Drunk me needs to be reminded of my sexual preferences.
at least it wasnt animals
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
you said it was a life or death situation, being your partner for beer pong doesn't count
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